You Know You’re Too Obsessed With Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau When…
By: Jamie
– You lock all of your foodstuffs away when you find out your friend has a relative with the initials “KY”- You warn all the local girls of a womanizing astronomer when his (or her!) name is Kory, Cory or Corri, or any variations thereof
– You have a cherry Pop Tart fetish and fangs, so you insist that everyone you know call you Lord Zemi or Dreigiau
– You have cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast every morning and keep an eye out for white-haired guys
– You buy a box of Twinkies, you look around frantically for a white-haired green-eyed guy named Ben or Golbez
– You ask anyone you meet whose name is Ben if they have a semi-evil Dimensional Twin who spells his name backwards
– You meet someone of normal height named Cid and ask why they are so tall for being a dwarf
– You meet someone named Kory and instantly become suspicious as to whether or not they’re trying to hit on you
– You build model airships in your spare time because it makes you feel closer to Leona
– You dress like Leona in hopes that the real Ben will come along and mistake you for his spunky friend.
– You give yourself headaches trying to have your own Sygnus transformation
– You walk into walls constantly, trying to find a way into the Borderlands
– You write to the Wayrift figments, asking them to marry you
– You write to the Wayrift figments, asking them to ask their authors to marry you
– There have been 100 hits on one or all of the Sygnus.org websites in one day. and they’re all you, checking in to see if they have been updated yet.
– You wear an apron that says “Chocobos – The New Chicken”
– You eat napkins just to be like your idol, Aiden Klu Ya
– You decide to have twin boys and name your children Golbez and Zeblog
– You bleach your hair white and run around telling people you’re a Lunarian from the Red Moon
– You ask every game retailer in your town and all neighboring cities if they have the latest version of Kung Fu Achoo
– You know what Kung Fu Achoo is
– You ask a plastic surgeon about getting black armor grafted to your skin
– You hug your local Tyrant every day and call him Zeblog, even though he’s really a crappy tyrant and calls himself Evil King Stan. (Okage reference =)
– You run around speaking in “Lunarian” – the few words you hear on Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau, plus a bunch of gibberish you make up on the spot that “sounds cool”
– You know what exactly a Dreigiau is and could define the term on a moment’s notice
– You keep plushies of all of the Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau characters by your bed – the Ben and Klu Ya ones set right next to you to protect you from Zeblog
– Whenever someone sneezes, you instantly think they’re challenging you to a game of Kung Fu Achoo
– You make “You Know You’re Too Obsessed With Darkstar, Wayrift and Dreigiau When.” lists o.o
– You search vainly for copies of PlayBaronian
– You write PlayBoy and ask if they have a Mina Minx working for them
– You know why Klu Ya is called Grumpy on occasion