All Hail Captain Underpants!

Written by: Vendrus Sci

You’ll see him in daylight….
Or maybe at night…
His headband flaps proudly…
He’s really a sight…
So give him a shout!
And if you get the chance
Join us as we sing:
“Captain Underpants!”

Hey Captain Underpants
Don’t be so mean
They’re red and they’re purple
Blue orange and green.
Don’t mention the ones
With the Chocobos on
We’ll all get on fine
If you just sing along…

He loves to wear purple-
“Oh, give it a rest
If you’re talking of figments
I’m surely the best”
The Fangirls all heard him;
They know that it’s true
They squeal “Captain Underpants,
We love you too!”

Hey Captain Underpants
Don’t be so mean
They’re red and they’re purple
Blue orange and green.
Don’t mention the ones
With the Chocobos on
We’ll all get on fine
If you just sing along…

Have you ever heard of
His famous warcry?
“Don’t you listen to them,
The wedgie’s a lie!”
Don’t worry dear Captain,
We all know it’s true
(And all of our figments
Are blackmailing you)

Hey Captain Undies,
Why are your teeth bared?
Stop smiling like that
I’m getting quite scared
I really won’t mention
The Chocobo thing…
(But all hail OMEGA,
The Underpants King!)

*pulls tinfoil hat down further*