Zazo

Script

Bard: And so the Brave King Cecil defeated the Wicked Tyrant and freed the Lady Rosa from the depths of Zot! Together, they would rule the Kingdom of Baron, and bring peace to the world... and their son would rule the galaxy!

Stage Manager: Wrong script! *hisses*

Bard: Uhn... the End?

Zazo: You call this entertainment? I mean, look at this trash!

*actors look at each other, including Golbez, who has a big thick mustache and is bald*

Zazo: Cecil isn't half as brave as my champion! Oh, look at him! Having to take four companions to even stand a chance against a guy with a mustache in tin armor!